you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever
lifehack: if someone calls you a pussy say “you are what you eat” and jazz hands away
okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number
and it’s a fucking sex chatline.
1,000 ice sculptures, left to melt upon the stairs in a Berlin square.
im in the mood to buy 1000 brand new sweaters
why are girls expected to go through an experimental lesbian phase but u never hear about dudes goin gay for a while whats up w/ that
cause that would be realllllly weird, unlike girls doing it. guys actually like when girls do it.
do me a favor and staple all your fingertips together
I just want her back in my arms.
do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad